The International Cessna^® 170 Association

Thanks for the clue Flyguy!

Let's See - OTR:

Over The Ridge
Outta The R???
On To R????
One Time R???
Out To R?????

Need another hint.

I want to know to...

I would have understanded OTL (out to lunch )

Eric,

It might be that they are accusiing George of being on something!

Eric, the ragwing Eric, is being awful quiet about it.

Still guessing, Flyguy says it has something to do with sex, maybe fishing, or something that smells like fish.

Hhhmmmmm.... given our audience, let me see if I can put delicately a less than delicate reference. Ole Gar said "...YA AINT GITTIN EENY TUNITE". For us guys that usually means one of three things:

1. She's not in the mood (no OTR there)
2. You did something to resulted in a denial of service (no OTR there either).
3. The required equipment is down for its routine 28 day maintenance cycle.

It is this last item to which "OTR" refers. While the cycle is routine owner maintenance - no logbook entries are required and the tools can be found at any "personal parts store" - it is, nevertheless, required down time. During this time the operator may not run on all cylinders and be difficult to interface with and should be treated with care. (Many books have been written on the subject, but none have been able to provide all the answers to the myriad of issues that may arise during this time)

Just as a mechanic would use "RAG"s during his daily maintenance duties, so, I'm sure, did our partner's ancestors do the same. As a result, the aforementioned maintenance cycle is sometimes referred to as "On The R--".

My apologies to our more sensitive members.

Gee I answered the fellows seemingly honest question, got thanked for it and then I get back on a few days later to find I was duped!

Or was I???????

Makes me wonder where the fun went here. I seem to be the only one to try to help this guy if indeed his question was an honest one. And I believe it probably was.

Think I'm Getting It!

Check Out This Point System:

Subject: Rules for Dealing with Women

For thousands of years, men have tried to
understand the rules
when dealing with women.
Finally, this merit/demerit guide will
help you to understand
just how it works.
Remember, in the world of
romance,
one single rule applies:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and
you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are
subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing
something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed...+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the
decorative pillows...0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled
sheets...-1
You leave the toilet seat up...-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it
is empty...0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you
resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next
bathroom... -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty
liners with wings... +5
In the snow...+8
But return with beer...-5
And no liners...-25
You check out a suspicious noise at
night...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is
nothing...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is
something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron...+10
It's her cat...-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party...0
You stay by her side for a while, leave to
chat with a college
drinking buddy...-2
Named Tiffany...-4
Tiffany is a dancer...-10
With breast implants...-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday...0
You buy a card and flowers...0
You take her out to dinner...0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a
sports bar...+1
Okay, it is a sports bar...-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night...-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat
night, & your face is
painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal...0
The pal is happily married...+1
The pal is single...-7
He drives a Ferrari.... -10
With a personalized license plate
(GR8NBED)...-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...+2
You take her to a movie she likes...+4
You take her to a movie you hate...+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III...-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans...-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film
about orphans...-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly...-15
You develop a notice! able potbelly &
exercise to get rid of it...
+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and
resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one
too."...-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look
fat?"
You hesitate in responding...-10
You reply, "Where?"...-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your
as_"...-100
Any other response...-20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about
a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned
expression...0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...+5
You relate to her problem and share a
similar experience...+ 50
You're mind wanders to airplanes and you
suddenly hear her saying,
Well, what do you think I should
do?"...-100
You have fallen asleep...-200

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk...-100
You don't talk.... -150
You spend time with her...-200
You don't spend time with her...-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself...-1000
GAME OVER - YOU LOSE

George, is this what you are accused of?

Joe asked: "George, is this what you are accused of? "

George responds: I think I've already spent far too much time in this message thread digging a hole. Since I can no longer see over the rim (OTR) I think I'll quit!

That's a Good One George!

I am ABSOLUTELY positive there are many more of us with you, than agin you!

Very Glad To See You Are Laughing! (VGTSYAL)

I'm in Wichita, KS still at simulator school (on the C-421) and in todays Wichita newspaper is a letter to the editior regarding personal opinions of subscribers.
One of the wrote: "I believe we should all live by the Old Testament laws found in Leviticus, so that menstruating women should not be allowed in public. I'm tired up having to put up with moody women!"