Famous Turkey
Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:51 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:33 pm
OK, I'll start...
What do you say to a guy like that?
A: Expecting hail?
B: Get a grip!
C: Wasn't that the best batch of lightning we ever made ???!!!
D: Where you from???
What do you say to a guy like that?
A: Expecting hail?
B: Get a grip!
C: Wasn't that the best batch of lightning we ever made ???!!!
D: Where you from???
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:00 am
Where are you parked? Anywhere behind Jamie? 
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:29 am
Or, maybe he said "Man I had to go, couldn't find that pot, where the heck is it anyhow!"15A wrote:OK, I'll start...
What do you say to a guy like that?
A: Expecting hail?
B: Get a grip!
C: Wasn't that the best batch of lightning we ever made ???!!!
D: Where you from???
OKAY FER U
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:31 pm
NAOW LEAVE IT TO A ARKEI TU JAIPAN A FELLER! THIS HYEAR PITHCER WUZ TAKIN IN A REEL MERGENCY.
A WHAL BAK I SPOKE OF TRYIN TU PUT A PITCHER ON ONE O THEM THREADS WHER SUM GUYS WAS IRRITATIN THE HEK OUTA ME. HE KEP SHOWIN OFF PURTY SCENES OF KETCHIN BIG FISH AND SEEIN BEARS AND SUCH. (ISA TOL HIM "WHEN YER BUTT IS FROZE TU THE GROUN AN SNOW UP TO YER EARS JES TINK OF OLE GAR DOWN IN LOOSYANA ETC ETC.) WELL I SEN SUM PITCHERS OF ME AN THIS FRYIN TURKEY DEAL TO OLE ARKY DAVE - - AN GESS WHAT ? ? ? OLE DAVEY BOY SMEARS ONE PITCHER OF ME ALL OVER THE PLACE WITHOUT EENY EXPLANASHUN. SO IMA GONNA EXSPLAIN NOW
PITCHER THIS - - ITSA LATE NOVEMBER 05 AN I HADA FRY THIS CAJUN TURKY FER A SPESHUL DINNER. I GOT THE GRIS INNA POT HEAT UP JES RAT AN SLIP IN THE BIRD. AN THEN IT START TU RAIN (JES A LITTLE FURTHER NORTHER IT WUS SNOW!) NAOW IMA SITTIN UNER A BIG WITE OAK AND IT HAS AKORNS BIG AS GOLF BALLS AN THEM DURN SKWIRLLS IS A NOKIN THEM DOWN ! I CUDNT LEEVE MY POST AN WUZ SKEERD IFN I SIT MY CUP O XXX GREEN LIGHTNIN DOWN IT MITE GIT STOLE SO ISA JES PUT THYS HYEAR BOLE ON MY HEAD FER PROTEXION.. THEM BIG OLE BIG RAIN DRAPS AN AKORNS HITTIN THU BOLE MADE MYEARS RING FER A WHILE BUT BY THE TIME I GITS MY CUP EMTY IT DOANT MATTER MUCH.
SO ARKY DAVE WHERES THE PITCHER OF THE FINISH PRODUCT???
A WHAL BAK I SPOKE OF TRYIN TU PUT A PITCHER ON ONE O THEM THREADS WHER SUM GUYS WAS IRRITATIN THE HEK OUTA ME. HE KEP SHOWIN OFF PURTY SCENES OF KETCHIN BIG FISH AND SEEIN BEARS AND SUCH. (ISA TOL HIM "WHEN YER BUTT IS FROZE TU THE GROUN AN SNOW UP TO YER EARS JES TINK OF OLE GAR DOWN IN LOOSYANA ETC ETC.) WELL I SEN SUM PITCHERS OF ME AN THIS FRYIN TURKEY DEAL TO OLE ARKY DAVE - - AN GESS WHAT ? ? ? OLE DAVEY BOY SMEARS ONE PITCHER OF ME ALL OVER THE PLACE WITHOUT EENY EXPLANASHUN. SO IMA GONNA EXSPLAIN NOW
PITCHER THIS - - ITSA LATE NOVEMBER 05 AN I HADA FRY THIS CAJUN TURKY FER A SPESHUL DINNER. I GOT THE GRIS INNA POT HEAT UP JES RAT AN SLIP IN THE BIRD. AN THEN IT START TU RAIN (JES A LITTLE FURTHER NORTHER IT WUS SNOW!) NAOW IMA SITTIN UNER A BIG WITE OAK AND IT HAS AKORNS BIG AS GOLF BALLS AN THEM DURN SKWIRLLS IS A NOKIN THEM DOWN ! I CUDNT LEEVE MY POST AN WUZ SKEERD IFN I SIT MY CUP O XXX GREEN LIGHTNIN DOWN IT MITE GIT STOLE SO ISA JES PUT THYS HYEAR BOLE ON MY HEAD FER PROTEXION.. THEM BIG OLE BIG RAIN DRAPS AN AKORNS HITTIN THU BOLE MADE MYEARS RING FER A WHILE BUT BY THE TIME I GITS MY CUP EMTY IT DOANT MATTER MUCH.
SO ARKY DAVE WHERES THE PITCHER OF THE FINISH PRODUCT???
YUMMY GOOD
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:00 pm
TIME TO EAT ???
AND THIS IS READY
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:02 pm
GITTIN PELTED WITH AKORNS AN RAINED ON WUZ WORTH IT!
NOTE! THAT OLE BOLE I HAD ON MA HEAD NOW IS HOLDIN THE LEF OVERS OF THE TURKY SKELETON
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:03 pm
No lampshades were available?N1478D wrote:Or, maybe he said "Man I had to go, couldn't find that pot, where the heck is it anyhow!"15A wrote:OK, I'll start...
What do you say to a guy like that?
A: Expecting hail?
B: Get a grip!
C: Wasn't that the best batch of lightning we ever made ???!!!
D: Where you from???
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:00 am
Well gaul dang! We gut us a reeply!
The sight of that bird makes me hungry! Good lookin' too!
All funnin' aside, that pic reminded me so much of my father, I just couldn't resist! He truely loved to be in the spot-light, and could easily feed back anything anybody threw at him!
Thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we had to be there to apprieciate the moment!!!
Next time I'm up your way, I want a piece of that bird!
(even if it's just a feather up my... oops!)
The sight of that bird makes me hungry! Good lookin' too!
All funnin' aside, that pic reminded me so much of my father, I just couldn't resist! He truely loved to be in the spot-light, and could easily feed back anything anybody threw at him!
Thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we had to be there to apprieciate the moment!!!
Next time I'm up your way, I want a piece of that bird!
(even if it's just a feather up my... oops!)