The International Cessna^® 170 Association

A senior Member in Louisiana has owned a small farm for several years.
He has a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables,
Horseshoe courts, and some plum and peach trees

The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening Ron
decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

Ron politely made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end to shield themselves.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Ron frowned, removed his Boonie Hat, scratched his bald pate and replied,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make
You get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

*Even though I gave him personal instruction on how to post pictures on the forum, Ron sent these to me to post for him. Maybe after another session in Diluth he'll figure it out.

From Ron:
Bruce, add these pictures to George's BS. First is per no 1 second pic is gator #2 . First is 12'1" weighted about 700#. Second one is 10' 11" about 400# that'll keep the girls on their toes!!

TOO BAD THEYSA DINT SHO PICHERS UV THEM SKINNY DIPPIN GURLS! !

I GOTS A PET TOO - - THIS ONE LIVES UNNER MY STORAGE SHED. KEEPS BURGLYARS AN CATS AWAY! AN HE AIN'T REEL FRENLY TOO. TRY TO BITE ME JUS AFTER I TOOK THIS PICHER. I SPECT BOUT 5 AN A HAF FOOT.

Jeez, I knew I was thankful for livin' where it freezes for some reason - now I know why!

Hay Kyle I have been to Minnesota a few times and you have got lots of these guys up there!!!!!