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I ben a-sittn and a-drink....er.... a-thinkin'... 'bout them scientists over in Urope who believe they've discoverd somethin' called "nuetrinos" that may go

fastern' the speed of light... and how if it's true, that the great Alberto Einystein might've been WRONG about his theory of

"RELATIVITY"...



Now... I ain't no Einystein... but I've had a thot or three that from time to time has been just 'bout as perplexin' as ennything HE ever thot...

...and one of the things that long ago I thot, wuz...



... thet if ennything goes fastern' the speed of light... it gets younger and younger ...until it disappears 'cause it no longer EXISTS, it's so young. Therefore not much goes that fast, at least not for long.

But...

There ain't nuthin to somethin goin fastern the speed o lite..... my closest relative...my wife ...loses her temper a lot fastern that.... and I make sure she knows thet I think she's gettin younger and younger EVERY DAY!

It' keeps me from being disappeard!

And THAT.... is the theory of RELATIVITY!

at least in Spicewood...

OMG.....the HEAT has pushed him over the edge




W.

W.J.Langholz wrote:OMG.....the HEAT has pushed him over the edge




W.

Willy, I think it is time for an intervention! You call 911 and I will call the Ghost Busters! Oh wait I see what is wrong George's St. Pauly Girl low level light is on.

George will then have to tell the ST Pauly girl how young she isn't so not to offend anyone else.

gahorn wrote:my wife ...loses her temper a lot fastern that.... and I make sure she knows thet I think she's gettin younger and younger EVERY DAY!

It' keeps me from being disappeard!

And THAT.... is the theory of RELATIVITY!

at least in Spicewood...

Yep George, that tis one theory of relativity. And another one from Al himself:

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
― Albert Einstein

I already know I'm strange (think "The Doors"), and that's OK, but I have Einstein (sounds like a good beer, HUH??) quotes saved on my computer