WAY OT

[wingnut]

In our local news papers "Best Email of the Week"

Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff the Wonder Dog, and was in the checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting Purina Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets full with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story)
Horrified, she ask if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setters butt and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Wal-Mart won't let me shop ther anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

[canav8]

Now that was Hysterical. I bet she went back later to get food for HER Purina Diet.... Thanks for the laugh. Doug

[zenpilot]

Man, I needed that laugh today. Thanks, KW