one way to make winter fly by

[flyguy]

Gar, dont be teasein us minnesotans, i can have those #@$%&#skis leaning back in the corner and be flying south to loweeezieana in a blink of the eye,do i need to bring stink bait??She wants to come with...Woody

THREE ER TWO DAYS AGO DEENIE WUZ STIRRIN UP SUM REELY BAD SMELLY STUF IN THE KITCHING. I THOT IT WUZ MEEBE BREKFAST BUT WHEN SHE FINISH COOKIN SHE SAIL OUT THE DOAR AN HOLLER BAK " IMA GONNA TRY OUT ME NEW RECIEPPEE FER CATCHIN SUM CATFISH"! WELL SHE LAKS A CATFISH ER MEBEE A BASS FER DINNER, BUT SHE AINT COME BAK YET. SHE ONLY WAYS BOUT 100# AN MEBE SHE HOOK ONA ONE O THEM OPPYLUSSAS CATS WHICH IS BIGGER N HER. HER LIL BOTE IS STILL HEAR BUT ITS KINNA SCOOTED ROUN FRUM THU DOK.
GOTA GO LOOK FER HER WHEN IT WARMS UP!

AN WINGSONG IFN U GITS HYEAR SOON ENUFF WE CUUD FLY ROUN AN LOOK FER HER ~@~@~

I REELY KINDA WANNA FIND HER CAUSE SHE WUZ USIN MY BEST FISHIN POLE !