"We have met the enemy and he is us." -Pogo
On a not too different note...
I went to a major, simulator-based flight training facility today to begin Citation school. (Name withheld for you-can-imagine-the-reasons.) I've been going to this compay every year or so since 1977 for recurrent or upgrade training in everything from Navajo's to Hawker's and to other places for Corsair's to 737's, but this is the first new type rating since 9-11.
As I sat down to fill out the paperwork in ground-school classroom they asked for my license, medical, high-altitude card, and passport and/or birth certificate (original with raised, embossed seal, ...no copy allowed.)
I said, "What? Why? I'm not planning on international ops."
"No matter", they replied. "Before we can allow you into ground school you must prove you're a citizen,...Justice Department rules!" They claimed their training confirmation paperwork they'd sent me informed me of that rule.
I showed them my copy of their letter, which said nothing of the kind, and they re-affirmed their position. I told them it was 100 miles to my house, ...a 4 hour round-trip and that I'd bring it tomorrow.
Nope. Nothing doing,...I'd have to leave the classroom.

I suggested they look at my past training records at their facilities, and they'd see they had a copy of my passport from when I went through their international procedures course.
"Oh! Well that would be the thing to do then!", they responded. "When would that have been?"
"Ten years ago", I said.
Nope. That won't do. Passports expire after ten years.
"Then you must bring an original birth record,...no copies. The rule states a
valid (un-expired) passport!" (I guess my place of birth must be subject to expiration every ten years.)

I pointed out that I had a driver's license that had req'd a birth certificate to obtain.
Nope. That won't do. It's not a federal document.
I pointed out that I had a U.S. voter's registration certificate which U.S. Immigration accepts at any port of entry as proof of citizenship.
Nope. That is issued by the sec'y of the state of Texas . It must be proof of citizenship by a federal authority.
I pointed out that my U.S. pilot's license is a federal document and states that I am a U.S. citizen in block VI.
Nope. Justice Dept. rules state either a valid passport or an original birth certificate.
I pointed out an original birth certificate is not a federal document, but a state-issued document.
Sorry. You must leave the classroom.
Now, this was going to screw up a month-long reservation for flight-training that I would not be able to easily re-schedule, ...so I called my wife, who found my birth certificate, and then made the 4-hour round trip drive so I could attend class.
Their facility manager then made a "judgement call" that I could remain in class for that day's portion of ground school since my birth certificate was enroute. (Why it was OK to remain in class for it to arrive later the same day, yet it was not OK to remain in class for it to arrive tomorrow was a question I chose not to pose.)

My dear sweet wife was clever enough to bring the birth certificate that contained my correct name. (My original had my birth name, changed since adoption at age 7. God only knows what a tizzy
that would have caused if the presented certificate had a different last name! I almost wished she'd brought it along just to get a rise out of them by presenting it first!)

Anyway, after they got it around lunchtime, they next made a
photocopy 
of it for my training records. I didn't dare ask them how their Xerox machine managed to copy the embossed, raised-seal denoting an original document. (It didn't. The seal was invisible on the photocopy.)
As they handed my certificates back to me, I started to tell them it would have been OK for me to miss today's lesson anyway, as I could make it up later in the training period, since I probably didn't need to waste time to learn the part about taking-off or Landing the damn thing anyway.

But I didn't, as I was pretty sure at that point no humor would have gone unpunished.

They take themselves far too seriously, and the Justice Department and much of the rest of this administration must be filled with fools is all I can say.
But don't all of you feel much safer and more protected now that you know that pilots who have been flying jets around the country for over 35 years are now required, prior to recurrent training, to present a document which has been altered to conceal the person's original identity, and which resembles a poor-quality, micro-fiche copy of a birth certificate issued by an obscure county hospital in Arkansas 55 years ago?
I thought so.