Dell and Arkie Dave thought of you

[ron74887]

Some one sent this to me and my first thoughts were of our Arkansas friends
No foul play meant!!!!!!!

A good ole Arkansas Boy won a Bass Boat in a raffle drawing

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that.
There ain't no water deep enough to float a Boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."


His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his Bass Boat", pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a
Bass Boat with a Fishing Rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.


He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"
His brother replies, "I'm Fishin. What does it look like I'm a doing?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name,

makin everybody think we is stupid. If I could Swim, I'd come out there and whip your Ass!"

[wingnut]

Good one Ron , but I can't tuck tail, so I'll fire back........

A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes
a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said.
'Without using numbers, represent the number 9.'

'Without numbers?' The Cajun says, 'Dat is easy.' And proceeds to draw
three trees.

'What's this?' the boss asks

'Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,' says the Cajun.

'Fair enough,' says the boss. 'Here's your second question.
Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.'

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.
'Ere you go.'

The boss scratches his head and says, 'How on earth do you get that to
represent 99?'

'Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty
tree. Dat is 99.'

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire
this Cajun, so he says,
'All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.'

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture
again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says,
'Ere you go. One hundred.'

The boss looks at the attempt.
'You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!'

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each
tree and says,
'A little dog come along and poop by each tree. So now
you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, which make one hundred.'


How are you guys doing with the water?? Will this upper Missouri river flooding make things worse for ya'll?

[ron74887]

Good one DEll --I get plenty of the cajun ones -it's just not often I get to give them out. Ron