HAPPY FLYING!

N1478D · Post by **N1478D** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:52 pm

Subject: Happy flying

Bill, Hillary and Kerry are flying on Kerry's wife's private jet.
Bill looks at Hillary, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a
$100.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy.
"Hillary shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten
$10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Kerry says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out
the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says to her
co-pilot, "I could throw all of them out the window and make this
whole country happy.

Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:01 am

Nice Joe. Noticed you have the jet flown by a female. That was a nice touch.

N1478D · Post by **N1478D** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:28 pm

THANKS Bruce!

Want my 14 year old daughter to believe she can do anything!

Also, about 15 years ago was in a group tennis class. A couple of us started staying after to hit the ball together, and after a couple of weeks she asked if I would be interested in reserving the court on an additional day other than class. She had a broken racquet and with my high unintelligent ability, I reasoned that she probably worked at a convience store for minimum wages and brought an extra and old worthless tennis racquet and offered it to her. She politely refused and explained she just wanted to learn more about the game before she invested in a new one. When we paid to reserve the court she had lots of money in her wallet. "Leslie, what do you do for a living?" "Oh, I fly for American!" she replied. To add more evidence of my high level of unintelligence, "Oh, so you are a stewardess?" "No, I fly for American." She is a captain on international flights and flew the tankers in the Air Force!

She has a GREAT sense of humor. She informed me all excited one day that the flight she was on had set a record at American. The entire crew was female! After telling her I thought that was great she said that American had decided to never let that happen again. After I bit in asking her why, "Because, when one of us got up to go the bathroom, all of us went!" laughing hard.

Post by **GAHorn** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 5:33 pm

ON an old Bob Newhart show, the next door neighbor (who played a F.E. for a major airline) once said:

"If God had meant for women to fly.....He'd have made the sky PINK!"