Cowboy Ten Commandments

[GAHorn]

Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Y'all git all that?
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth.

[W.J.Langholz]

Number 11

Take your spurs off BEFORE you squat to take a poop!!!!


W.

[Brad Brady]

AMEN, George.
Although in the Judo-Christin religion I was raised, the first three were God based, and the fowling seven are human based....It's interesting how cowboys can scramble up a four thousand year old idea!

[W.J.Langholz]

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W.

[GAHorn]

It was related to me that a young boy asked his clergyman "Which of the ten is the most important?"

And the answer was "Honor your Mother and Father" ..... because one cannot violate any of the others and still honor one's parents.

[wingnut]

Number 11

Take your spurs off BEFORE you squat to take a poop!!!!


W.

Don't forget to take your hooded Carharts COMPLETELY off before squatting

[W.J.Langholz]

The Ten Commandments (Minnesota Style)

1. Der's only one God, ya know. Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.

2. Cussin ain't Minnesota nice.

3. Go to church even when you're up nort.

4. Honor your folks.

5. Don't kill. Catch and release.

6. There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.

7. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.

8. Don't be braggin' bout how much snow ya shoveled.

9. Don't be tinkin' about Sven's wife.

10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.