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Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 3:01 pm
by GAHorn
Cowboy's Ten Commandments posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie , Texas :
(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meeting.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
Y'all git all that?
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth.
Re: Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:19 pm
by W.J.Langholz
Number 11
Take your spurs off BEFORE you squat to take a poop!!!!
W.
Re: Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 11:47 pm
by Brad Brady
AMEN, George.
Although in the Judo-Christin religion I was raised, the first three were God based, and the fowling seven are human based....It's interesting how cowboys can scramble up a four thousand year old idea!

Re: Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 12:12 am
by W.J.Langholz
Re: Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 5:07 am
by GAHorn
It was related to me that a young boy asked his clergyman "Which of the ten is the most important?"
And the answer was "Honor your Mother and Father" ..... because one cannot violate any of the others and still honor one's parents.
Re: Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 3:06 pm
by wingnut
W.J.Langholz wrote:Number 11
Take your spurs off BEFORE you squat to take a poop!!!!
W.
Don't forget to take your hooded Carharts COMPLETELY off before squatting

Re: Cowboy Ten Commandments
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:19 pm
by W.J.Langholz
The Ten Commandments (Minnesota Style)
1. Der's only one God, ya know. Don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
2. Cussin ain't Minnesota nice.
3. Go to church even when you're up nort.
4. Honor your folks.
5. Don't kill. Catch and release.
6. There's only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.
7. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
8. Don't be braggin' bout how much snow ya shoveled.
9. Don't be tinkin' about Sven's wife.
10. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.